Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Truth About What Happened To Tiger Woods



UPDATE: Tiger says in a statement to the Press: "“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart."

Just before his wife found out about the other woman, Tiger said on the other woman's voice mail: “Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That’s it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.”

Sounds to me like Tiger's "regret" comes only after sneaking around, trying to hide it, getting caught by wifey, and then the Press.

My questions: Why can't men keep it zipped and why are women so dumb as to get involved with married men?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now Wanda is funny. And yea Mrs. Wood, it's really none of our business what goes on in any one's life. But hopefully she let Tiger know in no uncertain terms, there is no messing around in marriage. There will be a price to pay.... p

Vancouver Voyeur said...

I think the down payment on the price to pay was the smack up side his head and the golf club to his car. I'm sure she will have him on a regular payment plan for quite some time to come. I loved Wanda Sykes's description of her, "a big Viking bitch" - too funny.

PENolan said...

She looks more like a skinny Viking bitch to me - but a Valkyrie is a Valkyrie when she's pissed.

Love Wanda Sykes!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!

M

tweetey30 said...

I was watching Dr Phil last week and they had this show about cheating husbands and the other woman.. Yikess. So this fits right in there somewhere.. Its sick is what it is.. I mean if you are married and have a family shouldnt you be happy with what you have or else get divorced and someone like Tiger has money yes but still. Get out if you dont want your wife any longer.. Just get out.. Then you dont have to worry about being caught..

Vancouver Voyeur said...

Tweets, I'm of the same frame of mind. End one relationship before getting involved in another. The problem is, some people want more than their share. Some people enjoy the danger of deceit. Avoid some people. :-)

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