Okay, thank Debambam for getting me to post something lighthearted after my angry rant of yesterday. Also thanks to Tweetie who has some great humor on her page today. Here are some things to make you happy today:
This got my foot tapping.
I'm currently jealous of Vice-President elect Joe Biden. He just got a new German Shepherd puppy before the Obama girls got their puppy. Now take a deep breath and everyone squeal with me "PUPPIES!!!" Okay, here's the video posted again if you needed a little help:
And finally, just a good old fashioned joke:
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
HAPPY FRIDAY!!
4 comments:
Oh yeah! Lets get this ball back on the road....
Love that you not only say what made you feel good, but gave us something to feel good about too!
LMAO @ the joke..classic!
Cheers,
Kelly<---who is still feeling good and it's saturday!
You are most welcome K.. Hope you have a wonderful weekend. Its early Saturday morning here for me.. I am just going to bed in a few minutes..
That shepherd puppy brought an instant smile to my face. Thanks!
k, YEP IT MADE ME SMILE TOO.. BUT YOU KNOW THEY ARE MUCH LIKE CHILDREN, AND THEY ARE CUTE WHEN THEY ARE LITTLE, AND THEY GROW UP, AND GET TO BE A PAIN IN THE BOTTOM :) OUR GRAND DOGS, ARE NO DIFFERENT. SO I FIGHT THE CUTE....AND BRANDY IS GOING THRU HER CHANGE APPARENTLY, AND GETS COLD AT NIGHT, AND NOW THINKS A GREAT PLACE TO SLEEP IS UNDER MY KNEES, THE LITTLE BED HOG..:) J & I WENT CHRISTMAS CAROLING LAST NIGHT, AND WE WENT TO TWO HOMES, THAT HAD DOGS, VERY CUTE, THAT ALSO DID NOT BARK THEIR FOOL HEADS OFF, WHILE 8 OF US STOOD AT THERE DOOR STEPS AND CROONED, AT THEIR MASTERS, COULD HARDLY BELEIVE IT. BEFOR HAD TO LEAVE FOR WORK THIS MORN, PROPANE GUY WAS AT OUR HOUSE FOR A DELIVERY, BOTH BRANDY AND CHOTTIE, BARKED THEIR FOOL HEADS OFF, AND BRANDY THE TERRIABLE, WAS RUNNING FROM WINDOW TO WINDOW WITH A FULL MOHAWK, ALL 11 POUNDS OF HER. AND THEY DO MAKE WOUNDERFUL RABBIT, AND DEER AND SQUIRL ALARMS :)
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